SHARKTOPUS

... is the stupidest movie syfy has ever come up with.

I'm so tired of not having a home.

I really want my hair to be (POOF!) natural color again.


No human would ever genetically enhance a shark.

That's like a DUH thing.

Even a fucking retard would not genetically enhance a shark, for two reasons.

1. Sharks are scary enough.
2. You would get eaten.

Thus the logic of NEVER GENETICALLY ENHANCING AN ALREADY BLOOD CRAZY BEAST.
Dude, stop making shark movies.

They suck, and they don't happen.