Thursday, September 30, 2010

Happy Birthday!

If today's your birthday, that is. I don't know anyone who has a birthday today. It's the last day of September though. What's that old poem?

Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November,
February has twenty-eight alone,
All the rest have thirty-one,
Except the leap year that's the time,
When February's days are twenty-nine.

Or something like that.

The Mississippi Squirrel Revival is on the radio. I'm so excited. And I'm not easily excited over county music.

The day the squirrel went berserk
In the first self-righteous church
In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula
It was a fight for survival
That broke out in revival
They were jumpin' pews and shoutin'
HALLELUJAH!

I'm in a really good mood. I'm in such a good mood that I'm actually going to write a little bit today. A teaser for a new story perhaps. What sounds good? Well, between poetry and a new story, a new story sounds bangin. I'm not so good at the poetry bit.

Keep watching for a bit of creative writing! I'm off to watch Annie and Lucinda (our humming birds) fight over the two feeders. Funny right? There are two feeders and two birds, but they both think they have to fight over BOTH of them. And that's not even mentioning poor Lenard (the male) who gets his little red ass beat every time he lands.

It's like walking into a bar on ladies night.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Mmmm, tasty.

The Killers are delicious like my mom's beef stew.
Brandon Flowers is so yummy, I could eat him for breakfast, if Danielle doesn't get to him first.

They're coming to New Orleans. For Voodoo fest.

For my birthday, for Danielle's birthday.

I'm so excited I can't finish my paper on Equus.

Which, speaking of delicious, is a four course meal. Lemme just clear up some things about Equus.

So Daniel Radcliffe, who also plays Harry Potter, was in the 2008 broadway production of this play. Many people already know there is a scene where he is naked with a horse, many assume that this means he is naked, DOING a horse. Nonononononononono. Radcliffe's character, Alan, is obsessed with horses yes, but he doesn't believe in doing them. He pictures horses as God. He calls this god Equus. The reason he rides the horse naked is because he finds is pure.

Now, the kid is 17 and has no friends.

He blinds six horses because he tries to have sex with this girl in a stable and his horse god can see him.

So, no, he isn't into beastiality. Just crazy into religion.

Mmmm, tasty. Right?

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I keep deleting.

I blog when I'm upset. It's like the perfect place to rant your emotions out.
But then I realize that ALL of my blogs are depressing and consist of me ranting. So I delete them... I don't want to be that girl that rants all the time. People will start to say, "Wow, she's really Unhappy. Wow, she just likes to complain." Because I'm not, and I don't.

I'm terribly sorry if you read my blog. Which... I don't think many do. You don't see the happy side of me because I take out stress relief on my blog.

Kind of like right now. The truth is, I can't find a copy of Machinal, which I really wanted to write a play analysis on. So in a few minutes, I'm going to go buy a copy of Equus. Problem solved. I've mever read Equus, so this should be interesting. It's about a boy who falls in love with a horse. I think.
And also, I'm having a fight with Kenny. I don't normally fight with my friends, but I can only take so much like every other human. And after being ignored for over a month, I've had it.

But no more ranting. Or I'll try not to rant. Pinky promise on the TRY part. There might be a few rants because I'm really upset and have no other outlet.

=]

On the flip side, I'm in The House of Blue Leaves.
This play is awesome. It's a farce/dark comedy.
Don't ask how those two can be connected. If you don't understand how awesome this play is, buy it. Read it. Or if you're my friend, come to JD and see it.

I'm Bunny.
She's an ex-porn star, forreal.
Like, that's one big joke throughout the whole play.

Bananas is crazy. But she's crazy in that, dude. I'd love to get in her head way. She's my competition.

Artie is my boyfriend. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND. Even though he's married to Bananas.

What does that tell you about my character? Haha.